Overheard at a local bistro. A group of friends sitting on a large table in an old style tavern restaurant. I was sitting on the bar having lunch, till I overheard.
Guy #1: STOP TELLING THAT STORY COLIN, YOU WERE NEVER IN THE FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL TRAILER, YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE A PART YOU WERE IN THE BACKGROUND THE WHOLE TIME IN THAT ONE SHITTY SCENE.
Guy #2: *Says something inaudible*
Guy #1: STOP IT COLIN, JUST STOP IT *drops a dish on the floor* I HEARD YOU SAY THAT STORY SO MANY TIMES, ITS JUST A LIE! *pulls out his iPhone* LETS JUST WATCH THIS NOW AND PUT AN END TO THIS.
I lose interest at this point as they are all looking for the trailer on Guy #1′s iPhone
Several minutes later
Guy #2: THERE SEE THATS ME, SEE! THATS ME I TOLD YOU!
Guy #1: Colin, unless you are ‘John Hannah’, Colin, that is not you.
Guy #2: I mean, it could be me.
Awkward silence, everyone at the tavern is staring at them.
Bartender: *mutters* fucking Hollywood phonies.