The Onion is perhaps the most important site on the internet. What few people know, is that they also make videos, regularly, on their website and on Youtube. To save you some time, I’ve searched through their list of 500+ videos and got you the best. What follows is a collection of my favorite videos. Trust me, every video is a must watch.

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Favorite line: “Here at Apple, we design products that people don’t even know they want”

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Favorite line: “An attractive witness describes the incident.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo&feature=plcp

Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

Favorite line: “Sony spokesman, Alan said: we designed this fucking god damned thing to make everyone at the modern home want to tear their fucking eye balls out.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ&feature=plcp

Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile

Favorite line: “In retrospect, something as diabolical as Justin Bieber could only be a product of a remorseless sex fiend”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc3jMoFJrBQ&feature=plcp

’9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous’ – Al Qaeda

Favorite line: “How would you like it if you spent 2 months in a cave on rocks preparing for a plan to have someone take it away from you.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_OIXfkXEj0&feature=plcp

Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft

Favorite line: “Here I am going to press alt+shift+7 and my character is going to scroll through the user agreement page”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw8gE3lnpLQ&feature=plcp

Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

Favorite line: “The results were the same, no matter where we stabbed them”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7J7UjsRqg&feature=plcp

VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

Favorite line: “Its just horrible Anna, the whole street is covered in orange slut skin”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMucmRlPZK0&feature=plcp